What is Mike doing?
- Everything about dangerous 'Hopi' ear candling - including the fact that the Hopi tribe never did it anyway - http://bit.ly/cK8Jn8
- What's On in the Borders - lipreading, MSP surgery, quilting, creative prayer, old time dance, detox day and a flower and fun dog show
- Reading the Scottish Borders What's On Guide - they could save printing money by having an A4 sheet with 'Fuck All' printed on it
- Berwickshire High headmaster talks about inappropriate clothing - cue BBC Scotland video footage of pretty schoolgirls in short skirts