The Boat That Cutter Rocked

February 6, 2011

It seemed straightforward – crewing for a yacht being taken down the coast for winter from Oban to Rhu, near Helensburgh requiring traversing the Crinan Canal. It was all going to be new and exciting – especially as it was November outwith any sailing season. What could go wrong? It was going to be Three Men in a Boat and it was going to be jolly. A Skipper/Owner, Myself and the Third Man, an experienced yachtsman from Inverness.

The drive up was through a Scotland wearing an Autumnal kilt and unfortunately a police speed trap camera on the M9 bridge. Tyndrum Good Food Fish and I was powered up following traffic where I turned off for the Falls of Lora stopping to photograph the bridge and a heron sweeping over the water. Resuming the trip south to Oban I found the three cars I had been following surrounded by police and an ambulance after a collision on a bend.

Parked near Tesco and used one of their trollies to transport my kit across the car park and humped it along the sea front to the North Pier waiting for the ferry to the Kerrera Marina across Oban Bay. I joined the boat with a rugby playing schoolboy and a couple joining their yacht and we skipped across the dark water to the marina pontoons. The boat waited – a 39 foot Swedish Malo yacht which looked huge in the moonlight. It was even larger onboard – wide with plenty of space, even for me. The skipper/owner was fresh from a Nick Nairn cooking course so I was treated to some pasta in a tasty sauce washed down with a wine before we opening my malt whisky to while away the night with an Islay malt and stories but absolutely no sea shanties.

Morning porridge and coffee and then a blur of getting ready as an experienced yachtsman arrived fresh from a chilled Inverness and we were off, just as I was in the middle of getting my left leg out of my waterproofs with my Dubarry boots stuck somewhere on the velcro legging. I got sorted out and we were on our way up the Sound of Kerrera, on automatic helm heading past the green buoys. There was a a problem with the GPS/Plotter cable to its transponder – but who is going to need GPS on a fine day like this – we are just getting out to sea and focusing on a lovely trip down the coast to the canal.

The sun was shining, the wind was light, the weather forecast was frightening in the afternoon but we were on our way expecting to be sitting in a lock in Crinan before it hit us, hence the rush on departure. Tide was on the flood and we were heading straight towards a lighthouse, I knocked autohelm off and headed off its collision course we were all chatting and life was good. The sun was even shining.

A fisherman’s buoy was ahead and skipper advised keeping it to port as we didn’t want any rope around our prop – very sensible. And ‘oh look there is fish in the water ahead look at all the rippling’. Skipper and yachtsman went to see what type of fish. Then the cry ROCK ROCK ROCK, and I knew instinctively this did not mean change the music to something less Scottish Traditional.

I spun the wheel around watching the water swirl around what was obviously a large brown ragged object sticking out of the water. This was Cutter Rock. We hadn’t even time to congratulate ourselves as to our near miss when we struck a submerged reef, part of Cutter Rock. CRASH, BANG, WALLOP – I really felt it on the helm and can’t even remember whether the bow lifted into the air or sunk into the water. It all happened so quickly and there was a horrendous sound.

I wheeled us round and started heading back to Oban as skipper and yachtsman automatically checked for leaks below. All OK no need for liferaft yet so just a call to the marina to organise a crane rather than a lifeboat – fingers crossed. It seemed to take ages to get back and there a crane was welcoming us. Cruised into the crane bands in low water, as the crane guys start driving us in to shore and elevating us with us all on board. This was all a new experience.

Categories: Sailing, Travels.

January Two Thousand and a Eleven

February 1, 2011

It is now the start of February and I am finally putting fingers to keyboard to reflect on this year so far. I have been tardy with my blog for the simple reason that I live on twitter now @jailhouserock and twitter takes less time out of any busy day to simply rattle off a thought or an experience and move on to the next thought or experience. So I have decided to at least do a monthly summary of my adventures really as an aide-memoire to myself to help me struggle through the year and to appease the folk who mail me wondering why my blog is more cobweb than web 2 now.

The year was entered with a murder mystery evening where eldest son Stuart turned out to be the murderer (indeed a serial killer as he was also the murderer the year before). Certainly we managed to kill the two kegs of Alnwick Ale which was delivered after the November and December snows blocked us in. The New Year’s Day was greeted with a customary walk around Bowmont Forest in the deep snow, and with the weather clearing up, Kim and I flew in our plane to Dundee Airport with Gordon and Jill in their plane forming a small squadron, through the Edinburgh Air Traffic zone, over Edinburgh Airport runway whilst looking out for an EasyJet flight which air traffic asked us to avoid bashing into, over the Forth Bridges and a severely frozen Loch Leven, dodging a snow shower over Fife and over a frozen Tay (turn left at the rail bridge and left for the runway over the football fields) to land at an empty Dundee Airport. As frozen as the Tay we went in search of warming coffee and were escorted to the cafe for a welcome bowl of hot soup. It had taken an hour at freezing temperatures to reach Dundee we didn’t fancy another hour back. I took off with a dodgy radio thanks to a broken aerial (Gordon relayed to Dundee Tower for me) and we were pre-cleared for the Leuchars MATZ, coasted out over the Forth from Fife and held down at 3,500 feet over the Forth due to cloud – we reckoned the waters of the Forth, if we had to ditch, couldn’t be any colder than the current air temperature so risked the lower crossing zooming across at 100mph to reduce the time spent in the danger zone. Only half an hour to get back to East Fortune from Dundee and we thawed out with hot coffee and banter.

Kim’s birthday falls on the third so it was a birthday treat for us all to go to Illegal Jacks Tex-Mex diner on Lothian Road – Ali drove letting Stuart, Kim and I sample the Brewdog 9% beer which was awesome with some fabulously yummy burritos and fajitas (nom nom nom). A fruitless search for an architectural model of a famous building for Kim to while away her January – no call for it according to Wonderland, and a gawping at the ‘Corporate Entertainment’ window drawings of half naked women in the fleshpots of Lothian Road, we retrieved the car from the expensive NCP carpark. The ticket machine refused to spit out a receipt so a disembodied voice advised putting your hand up the slot – I suggested ‘Kicking it’ which caused a bit of alarm to the disembodied voice – but the receipt emerged clutched in Kim’s birthday paw. Along to the Dundee Street cinema with free parking and family tickets for a very dark Harry Potter with some fat woman barging through us saying EXCUSE ME – causing me to make an uncontrolled and ungalant quip ‘ if the fat bitch walked around us she might lose some weight’. But the birthday treat of the day had to be in the Macdonalds in the 24/7 Asda for hot self service lattes from a bean to cup machine which spat foam all over us as we hadn’t dropped the dispenser down far enough, and a quick shop for last minute Birthday gifts (two 1 quid novels by Dan Brown one being Snowbound to remind us of the end of 2010). Since Ali was driving I was navigating so Stuart was on the phone to Stephanie explaining that we were now travelling the wrong way down the city bypass trying to get to the airport for them to return to Gatwick.

I had started kayak pool sessions in Berwick where we had the wave machine going and debugged most of the issues in rebuilding my kayak in the safety of the pool. However I also managed to catch flu in all the New Year handshakes and hugs and spent the next 10 days doing a passable impersonation of a Victorian wastrel dying of consumption. Not entirely fully recovered I spotted an email which said EASY Paddle – it was initially going to be Loch Earn which I fancied but was switched to Loch Lomond as others were wanting to paddle there. It was going to be from Balloch to Balmaha so that was going to be new for me so jumped at the chance and turned up on a freezing day to the loch and we all exchanged pleasantries as we lifted our kayaks off the cars and down to the beach.

Categories: Flying, Kayaking, Travels, Walking.